Teacher Weds Student
Mary Kay Letourneau married her former 6th grade student Vili Fualaau outside Seattle this weekend. It was a short ceremony, so it wouldn't conflict with Fualaau's bedtime.

Bush's Graduation Speech
Speaking at Calvin College's commencement ceremonies today, President Bush urged the graduates to follow his example and consider public service. But if the graduates truly want to follow Bush's example, they'll need to spend the next 20 years taking cushy jobs and getting drunk... then they can think about running for office.