Sunday, May 22, 2005

Monica Musical
Preparations are underway for a new Off-Broadway musical based on the life of Monica Lewinsky. Auditions for the lead role are being held on the corner of 52nd Street and 10th Avenue between 1 and 3AM.

Laura Protested
A large crowd of Palestinians demonstrated against First Lady Laura Bush as she visited the Temple Mount in Jerusalem today. The protesters were angry about the U.S.-Israeli friendship, the war in Iraq, and the fact that Laura hasn't given them any new funny lines about President Bush in three weeks.

Subway Photo Ban Axed
The New York City Police Department says it won't enforce a ban on taking pictures in the subway. Cops decided to lay off because it turns out all that flash photography doesn't really bother the rats at all.


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