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Viagra Blindness
Some men taking Viagra are reporting cases of total vision loss. But for years, men have been using something that leaves them sexually aroused and blind; it's called beer.

Viagra Blindness II
Some men taking Viagra are reporting cases of total vision loss. Going blind while being artificially aroused is a scary thought for most men, but it's totally great news for that guy who married Star Jones.

Viagra Blindness III
Some men taking Viagra are reporting cases of total vision loss. Doctors aren't sure how to cure their blindness, but at least these guys have a built-in walking stick.

Porn Scam
Police say a female porn star was able to get dozens of bank tellers in New Jersey to approve phony withdrawals because of her "acting experience." That's funny, whenever I make a withdrawal they ask me to show my ID, not fake an orgasm.

Paris Hilton Commercial
Critics say a sexy new Carl's Junior burger TV ad starring Paris Hilton is too racy. If it were any sexier, it would be as damaging to the heart as a burger from Carl's Junior.