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Bush & Clinton Courtesy
During their flights to visit the Tsunami-ravaged countries in Asia, former President Clinton gave former President Bush the jet's lone bed to himself. For some reason, Clinton said he was more comfortable in the stewardesses' lounge.

Bush & Clinton Courtesy II
During their flights to visit the Tsunami-ravaged countries in Asia, former President Clinton gave former President Bush the jet's lone bed to himself. It was only right, since Bush gave Clinton the whole White House 12 years ago.

Syria Pullback
Syria is planning to begin its withdrawal from Lebanon by first sending its 14,000 troops to the Bekaa Valley. That's where the soldiers will get re-trained, prepare for re-deployment, and get about 50,000 keys of hashish as a parting gift.