Saturday, March 05, 2005

Mistaken Shooting
The U.S. says the attack on the car carrying the just-released Italian journalist was a terrible mistake. The Pentagon insists it only authorizes attacks on CNN journalists.

Al Zarqawi Pictures
CNN has just obtained new pictures of the most-wanted terrorist in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Well, they actually had the pictures yesterday, but they had to show America the more important pictures of Martha Stewart petting her horses first.

Safest Cars
Consumer Reports has just come out with its ratings for 2005 cars. The magazine says the safest cars are the Honda Odyssey, the Ford Focus, and anything not being driven by Billy Joel.


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