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Specter's Fight
Senator Arlen Specter is facing a hard challenge from his fellow Republicans as he seeks to become the new Chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee. While some conservatives are dismayed by the conflict, most Americans are relieved to know that even with the Democrats resoundingly defeated, politics in Washington is still mostly about fighting.

ODB Dies
Rapper "Old Dirty Bastard," whose real name was Russell Jones, died Saturday at age 36. Americans are confused about the death since Jones was so young and most of us thought Old Dirty Bastard's real name was Dick Cheney.