Holiday Gift List
Gift buying fro some people can be tough. So, here is a list of what some famous, and not-so-famous folks need the most this joyous season:

President Bush: A cabinet member willing to stick around

John Kerry: Prozac

Howard Dean: Generic Prozac

Teresa Heinz-Kerry: Date with Howard Dean, (pre-Prozac)

Barack Obama: An imaginary fellow up-and-coming Democrat to keep him company

Iran: A better explanation for their nuclear energy program

Ukraine: All the Americans who still think the U.S. election was rigged

Liza Minnelli: Punching bag that also serves drinks

New York Yankees: Course on how to give yourself the Heimlich maneuver

Red Sox Fans: Don't get greedy

Bill O'Reilly: Cold shower

Scott Peterson: A lawyer who charges $25,000 a day, but actually shows up at your trial!

FCC: Credibility

UN: Credibility

CBS: Credibility

NBA: Credibility

Ben Affleck: A year without making a movie... and credibility

Dick Cheney: Likeability... and credibility

Colin Powell: Democratic Party registration form... and credibility