Massachusetts Poll
Even though John Kerry has solid support in his home state, polls show that most Massachusetts residents believe President Bush will still win re-election. Obviously rooting for the Red Sox has begun to affect the way people in Massachusetts see everything.

Bush Bulge
Rumors are swirling about a mysterious bulge on President Bush's back that was visible during both debates. It's funny how the media decides to focus on different things; with Bush it's a bulge on his back, with Clinton it was the bulge in his pants.

Bush Bulge II
Several reports speculate that the bulge under Bush's jacket was actually a transmitter through which he was fed debate answers. Bush aides strongly deny they were feeding him any answers, and promise they only used the transmitter to help him understand the questions.

Bush Attacks Kerry
President Bush is attacking John Kerry for saying that he hopes to make terrorism just "a nuisance." Bush says it shows that Kerry lacks the judgment to be president if he doesn't see terrorism for what it really is to him: a good excuse.

Kerry on Terror
In a new interview, John Kerry says the U.S. will never totally get rid of terrorism just like we'll never get rid of prostitution and illegal gambling. Those comments on terror are worrying some voters, but his views on prostitution and gambling are coming as a huge relief to Bill Clinton and Bill Bennett.

Russian Space Training
In an effort to mimic the stresses and challenges of a possible manned mission to Mars, the Russian space program is locking six cosmonauts in a tube where they won't have decent food, toilets or shower facilities for 500 straight days. In other words, for the next 500 days those lucky cosmonauts will be living better than just about everyone else in Russia!