Thursday, June 10, 2004

Kerry Reacts
All the attention on President Reagan's death is boosting George Bush's poll numbers and delighting Republicans. Now John Kerry is doing the only thing he can to boost his poll numbers and make Republicans happy at the same time -- he's having President Carter killed.

The Capitol Today
More than 200,000 people are lining up outside the Capitol Rotunda today... and just as soon as those lobbyists are finished going about their business, all the other people waiting will be able to pay their respects to Ronald Reagan.

Reagan Funeral Tomorrow
President Bush will wrap up the G-8 Summit in time to give the eulogy at President Reagan's funeral tomorrow. But Laura Bush will not be attending because she'll be busy promoting the opening of her new movie "The Stepford Wives."

Dog Words
Researchers now say that most dogs can be trained to understand more than 200 words. That gives them language skills equal to apes, dolphins and most U.S. Senators.


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