World War II Memorial
It will be an historic moment this weekend when thousands of veterans come to the nation's capitol to dedicate the World War II Memorial. The only other place to see that many men over 80 in Washington is the U.S. Senate.

Kobe Stars
Kobe Bryant scored a key "triple-double" in last night's playoff win for the Lakers. He scored 31 points, snared 11 rebounds, and had his lawyers suppress 10 pieces of DNA evidence in his rape case.

Clinton on Kerry
Former President Bill Clinton says he thinks John Kerry is running an excellent campaign so far. Mostly because Kerry's been running for six months and he hasn't even sexually harassed one woman yet!

Upfront Flops
Top rejected pilots at this week's network TV fall preview presentations:


A nation addicted to fuel...
50 million desperate SUV owners...
One man with the guts to put the crud in his hair up for sale...
This fall on ABC...
"Lorenzo Lamas' Oil"


25 women looking for something really special...
The perfect man who has exactly what they need...
The reality show that's more cut-throat than "The Apprentice"...
More death-defying than "Fear Factor"...
And with a lot more on the line than just love...
This fall on FOX it's...
"Win My Kidney!"


In New York City, alternate side of the street parking laws are the most feared and enforced rules on the road.
Those rules are enforced by a lethargic and dim-witted group of officers, and the rejects who couldn't get a job in the District Attorney's Office...
Sunday nights on NBC...
"Law and Order: Parking Violations Unit"


His "Friends" have gone their separate ways...
Now, he struggles to go it alone in the big city...
Thursdays after "Joey" on NBC it's...
"Gunther!"


The Sexy world of gambling...
The men charged with security & surveillance...
Sunday night's after "Las Vegas" it's...
"Church Bingo Bouncers"