Bush Education
President Bush marks two major milestones in education today. He'll go to Kansas to honor the 50th anniversary of Brown vs. Board of Education, because it was that decision that made it possible for Black people to attend integrated public schools. Then he'll attend a campaign fundraiser, because it was big donations that made it possible for rich dumb kids like him to attend Yale.

Massachusetts Gay Marriage
Thousands of Gay couples are lining up outside county offices in Massachusetts today. Although it's not clear whether they're hoping to get marriage licenses or trying to get a starring role in President Bush's most effective negative campaign ad.

Baghdad Blast
Investigators at today's suicide bombing in Baghdad say there was evidence that a deadly substance left over from the mid-1980's was used. That set off worries that poison gas may be involved, but it turned out to be just a Depeche Mode mix tape.