Affirmative Action Protest
Conservative groups on several college campuses are creating a special scholarship for Whites only to protest Affirmative Action. But most universities already have an organization that offers tuition incentives to Whites only, it's called the golf team.

Affirmative Action II
Educational experts agree the entire protest is ridiculous. That's because there will always be Affirmative Action for undeserving White students as long as the Kennedy and Bush families keep sending their kids to Ivy League schools.

San Francisco Weddings
As hundreds of Gay and Lesbian couples rush to get married in San Francisco, conservative religious groups are denouncing the unions as immoral and against the rules of decency. That's opposed to when heterosexual couples rush to get married because one of them is 6 months pregnant.