Cheney & Scalia
Liberals are attacking Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's recent hunting trip with Dick Cheney, because the court will soon hear a case involving the Vice President. But an angry Scalia says his fabulous weekend alone with Cheney in the woods will not influence his decision on gay marriage.

Bush AWOL?
Many political experts say the voters would forgive President Bush if he simply admitted he avoided doing his final year of National Guard service in Alabama. Actually to get out of having to go to Alabama, most of the nation would probably even forgive him if he joined the Viet Cong.

Dean Backtracks
Howard Dean now says that he will not drop out of the Presidential race even if he loses the Wisconsin primary. Dean says he won't formally drop out of the race until he can convince someone that he's still in the race.