Arnold's Admission
Allegations that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped several women over the last 25 years could put a dent in his popularity in the polls... but the good news is now, his Kennedy in-laws finally identify with him enough to help his campaign.


Arnold the Barbarian
Six women are alleging that Arnold Schwarzenegger harassed and abused them. Two of the women say he touched them in a sexual manner without their consent. The other four are filing complaints because they paid money to see "Twins," "Jingle all the Way," and "Hercules in New York."


Arnold on Adolf
Arnold is also being accused of making comments about how he admires Adolf Hitler. But Schwarzenegger is strongly denying that, insisting the media must have him confused with Mel Gibson.


Mega Sergeant
U.S. Army Sergeant Stephen Moore has won the $150 million jackpot in the multi-state Mega Millions lottery. Military experts say Moore better get that money in the bank before his superiors at the Pentagon try to use it all to buy two hammers and a coffee maker.


WMD Questions
David Kay, the head of the American search for banned weapons in Iraq, will face more tough questions in Washington today after admitting his team hadn't found any weapons of mass destruction. Republicans will ask Kay if his team needs more support, Democrats will want to know if he's being pressured by the White House, and Robert Novak will try to find out where his wife works.


College Costs Study
A new study shows that most families often overestimate the real cost of college tuition. Top money-saving facts most families are overlooking:

-Here's a tip: Your kid doesn't need $15,000 for books no matter how many times he calls home to ask for it during the semester

-You can pay tuition on your own time... who's the college going to send after you, a professor with a lethally boring lecture?

-Tell the school you paid tuition this semester in the form of an illegal gift to the football team

-Drunken college kids are easy marks... teach your kid how to pickpocket

-Tell your kid you'll only pay for courses that will really help him get a job after school... that'll cut costs by about 99%