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WMD Report
The Americans leading the search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq will issue a report saying they have evidence of radiation equipment that could have been used to manufacture chemical and biological weapons. In other words, they found a microwave oven.

Anti-Sleep Drug
Drug makers are seeking Food and Drug Administration approval for Provigil, the most powerful anti-drowsiness pill ever made. The drug is being recommended for late shift workers, surgeons, and people who watch Aaron Brown's show on CNN.

Hurricane Layoffs
U.S. businesses actually fared better and made fewer layoffs last week because of Hurricane Isabel. Economists say it's all because the dangerous weather gave top corporate executives less time to steal their companies' money.