French Offer
France says it wants to join the reconstruction efforts in Iraq by offering to train the nation's new army. But the Iraqis are rejecting the offer, because they're already very good at surrendering.

Kennedy Comments
Senator Edward Kennedy is blasting President Bush for the state of post-war Iraq, saying the administration's foreign policy is "adrift." Taking the analogy further, Kennedy is advising Bush to swim away from the wreckage and tell everyone he can't remember what happened.