Schwarzenegger Quote
In an interview on the Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger talked about how bodybuilders consider "pumping iron better than coming"... okay, now I'm REALLY gonna wipe off the equipment at the gym before I use it.

David Cleaning
Europe's top art critics are blasting restorers who are forging ahead with the cleaning of Michelangelo's "David," saying the process may ruin the masterpiece. So, some top Europeans say taking a bath can be harmful... man, that explains so much.

Oldest Woman
Kamato Hongo, a Japanese woman believed to be the oldest person in the world, turned 116 today. Hongo is providing inspiration to elderly people hoping to stay healthy, and Boston Red Sox fans who hope to see their team win a World Series before they die.

File Sharing Fight
Verizon and SBC Communications are refusing to reveal the names of their teen customers who are illegally downloading music. The phone company execs say it would be short-sighted to turn in thousands of young students who could one day become their crooked accountants.

Employment Picture
A new survey shows the job market may soon improve. Companies are pointing to the improved stock market, faster economic growth, and the need to replace all the corporate executives who are going to jail.