New College
Ave Maria University, a new school established by Domino's Pizza founder Thomas S. Monaghan, opens this week in Florida. The school is making a unique promise to its students: the professors will deliver interesting lectures in 30 minutes, or your tuition is free.


Clarett Suspension
The NCAA is suspending Ohio State star running back Maurice Clarett for the entire season. Clarett plans to use the extra time to focus on his education. In fact, he's promising that this semester he'll actually read some of the term papers other people are writing for him.