Today's News 8/20

New Viagra
The FDA is close to approving a Viagra alternative that reportedly remains effective for 36 hours per pill. Side effects for the drug include headaches, upset stomachs and a burning desire to run for Congress.


Sex Doesn't Sell
A new study shows that TV viewers remember commercials on programs with no sex appeal a lot better than they do when watching shows with sexually-attractive themes. The networks are responding to the data by begging Roseanne to come back on the air.


Heart Attack Study
A new study shows that most heart attack victims had at least one major health problem that went undetected until after their attack. The findings suggest that doctors should pay even more attention to screening patients for risk factors such as high cholesterol, hypertension, and being a Mets fan.