Thursday, August 14, 2003

Today's News 8/14

Liberia Troops
Tens of thousands of Liberians clapped and cheered today as helicopters carrying U.S. troops landed at Monrovia's airport. The people are overjoyed to finally have someone different to shoot at.

Car Salesmen
A new study shows most car buyers choose one auto over another because of the salesperson, not the make of car. In response, the automakers say they'll make sure dealers hire nicer people from now on, and put the sleazy salesmen on a job they're more qualified for anyway: selling car INSURANCE.

Malpractice Case
A man who says his doctors mangled his cancer treatments is suing for malpractice. The patient says excessive radiation therapy actually welded his prostate and colon together. He's suing for pain, suffering, and not knowing whether he's coming or going.

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