Newsday Alert!!!

Even while I'm on this little vacation, Newsday has honored me with another publication of a joke... I'm in there 4 weeks in a row now! See this latest link:
Newsday 8/14 Link

8/12

Bush Doll
A new action figure depicting President Bush as a jet fighter pilot is now available in stores. Anyone can buy the toy, but only Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and former Enron executives can pull the string on its back to make it talk.