Ten Commandments Removed
Workers have finally removed the 2.5 ton Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Judicial Building. Protestors on the scene are now determined to make it absolutely clear that removing the monument sends the wrong message... so they've begun murdering each other.

Rescued Mink
A radical animal rights group devoted to saving animals' lives says it broke into a fur farm outside Seattle Monday and released more than 10,000 mink into the nearby woods. Since then, the escaped mink have been feasting on most of the forest's endangered birds, rabbits and muskrats.