Bush & Technology
President Bush's aides say he's intrigued by technology but not with the gadgets themselves. The president, for example, doesn't use digital cameras, but a White House photographer is always nearby. He doesn't need to deal with online banking and shopping because his personal aide handles that. And he doesn't need to worry about any of his decisions, because the Fox News Channel is there to tell him he never makes any mistakes.

Beauty Queen Fraud
Beauty queen Dee Henderson is facing charges she fraudulently collected more than $190,000 in government benefits. But the case is being called unfair, because if the feds are going to prosecute one beauty queen for being a fake, they'll really have to prosecute them all.