Moseley Braun for President
Former Sen. Carol Moseley Braun launched her long-shot Democratic presidential bid today, promising to "heal a divided America"... something she's very likely to do on the campaign trail as she unites the millions of Americans who don't know who the Hell she is with the thousands who already hate her.


Clinton in Israel
At last night's birthday party for Shimon Peres, Bill Clinton appeared onstage with dozens of Israeli and Palestinian teenage girls. Clinton's appearance is a major step forward for Mideast peace, because now people from both communities finally know what it's like to share the same security concerns.