Alaskan Oil Dividend
As part of the state's annual oil royalties program, nearly every Alaska resident will receive a $1,107 dividend check this year. And in Saudi Arabia, every citizen will also reap the real dividends of that country's oil riches... they'll each get their very own terrorist.


Movie Lawsuit
Two moviemakers are suing the Fox movie studio, saying it stole their idea to make the movie "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"... they're also suing the producers of the film "Gigli," for stealing their idea to make a lousy, money-losing movie.


Dangerous Texas Schools
Several Texas high school principals are angry with the state government for labeling their schools as "dangerous," even though no violent acts had been reported. But experts are reminding the educators that for Texas politicians, school kids who are learning to read and reason for themselves truly ARE dangerous.