Dollar's Dollars
Atlanta minister Creflo Dollar has reported $69 million in income for 2006. It's amazing how much money Evangelists can make when they don't blow it all fighting gay marriage.

Dollar's Dollars II
Atlanta minister Creflo Dollar has reported $69 million in income for 2006. The collection plate at his church is actually a Brinks truck.



Obama's Promise
Presidential candidate Barack Obama says that if elected, he will make rich people pay more Social Security taxes. Well... his campaign was fun while it lasted, wasn't it?



Pakistani Promise
Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf is promising to hold elections by January 9th, 2008... which is a longer wait than it seems, since in Pakistan it's still 1949.

Pakistani Promise II
Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf is promising to hold elections by January 9th, 2008... and I'd believe him if it weren't for the fact that every Pakistani car service driver in New York always shows up at least 15 minutes late.