Thursday, November 08, 2007


Date Rape Toy Pulled
Millions of toys called "Aquadots" that reportedly have the same effect as the date rape drug if swallowed, have been pulled from stores across the world. Safety officials are worried that if parents find out there's a toy that puts their kids to sleep, everyone will want one.



Conan Stalker Arrested
A priest has been arrested on charges of stalking late-night talk show host Conan O'Brien. But Conan is expected to refuse to press charges if it turns out the priest can write and isn't in the union.



China Okays Bibles
China says it will allow foreign athletes to bring Bibles into the Communist country during the 2008 Olympics. Most of the competitors were hoping to use the holy books to carry their steroids.



Hillary Polls
New polls show Hillary Clinton is having trouble getting the interest of male voters... which is not surprising since she's always had trouble getting the interest of her own husband.




No Rosie
According to sources, Rosie O'Donnell and MSNBC have ended talks on a possible primetime show. They apparently could not reach an agreement on money, the length of a contract, or the size or her anchor chair.



Ship in Trouble
Rescue crews are scrambling to rescue a cruise ship off the coast of Virginia. Dozens of passengers reportedly became violently ill after seeing the on-board production of "Brigadoon."

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