Rosie's New Show
Rosie O'Donnell is set to get her own primetime talk show on MSNBC at 9pm. That would pit her up against Hannity & Colmes, Larry King, and common decency.



Pope Meets King
Pope Benedict XVI met with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia today. The meeting was described as "cordial"... at least until Abdullah was informed that the Vatican no longer kills Jews.



Giselle Dollars
Supermodel Giselle Bündchen is demanding that she be paid in euros and not the less-valuable dollar. Of course she still accepts the most popular currency for supermodels: cocaine.


Celebrity Runner
Katie Holmes ran in the New York Marathon Sunday... no wait, she was actually just trying to escape from Tom Cruise.



Leno Helps Out
Jay Leno was spotted serving donuts to some striking writers in Los Angeles. It's not clear whether Leno was trying to help them or kill them.



Paul's Haul
Presidential candidate Ron Paul hauled in more than $4.2 million in donations on Monday alone. But this may not have any real effect on the Republican primaries because most of the donations came from libertarians, anti-war Democrats, and Martians.


Yahoo's Shame
The CEO of Yahoo! was slammed by a Congressional committee today for aiding the Chinese government in finding and imprisoning a Chinese journalist... and not doing anything about finding and imprisoning American journalists.