Star Stricken
Star Jones Reynolds was fired from "The View" Wednesday, one day after saying on the air that she wouldn't be returning to the daytime talk show in the fall. ABC is replacing her with the parts of her body that were removed in her gastric bypass surgery a few years ago.

Texas Districts Upheld
The Supreme Court has ruled that Tom DeLay's Texas redistricting plan is constitutional.... proving once again that the only way Texans can exercise their rights is by moving out of Texas.

Booze Roadblocks
Leaders of the Pine Ridge Sioux Indian Reservation are threatening to set up roadblocks to stop members from bringing in beer. Sioux leaders are worried members of the tribe will be too drunk to gamble.

Teen Sex Survey
New studies show that fewer teenagers are having babies, but more are living in poverty... proving once again that the rich kids are getting all the action.

Taxing Pimps
Iowa Senator Charles Grassley wants to pass a law that would tax sex traffickers for their earnings. Great, now pimps will start beating on their ho's who don't fill out a W-2.

Taxing Pimps II
Iowa Senator Charles Grassley wants to pass a law that would tax sex traffickers for their earnings. But critics say this will only encourage pimps to hide their proceeds by hiring more illegal alien hookers.

Top 5 Most Frequently Asked Pimp Tax Questions

5) "Are my bitches employees or independent contractors?"

4) "Can I write off my yellow fur coat as a business expense?"

3) "I took one of my ho's to the free clinic yesterday, can I deduct her lost work hours from my annual income?"

2) "How many 'free ones' will it take for you to forget about auditing me?"

1) "I don't care if your initials are H and R, this is MY block, you hear?"

Israel Bombs Hamas
Israeli Jets have bombed a Hamas training camp in Gaza. Hamas coaches now worry it's terrorist teams won't be ready when the regular terror season kicks off in September.