Limbaugh Libido in Limbo
Rush Limbaugh was detained at the Palm Beach, Florida airport after some unprescribed Viagra was found in his luggage. This incident brings up some very serious questions, like: who the Hell is having sex with Rush Limbaugh?

Top 5 Rush Limbaugh Excuses

5) Needed "something to work on" during the long flight

4) Nothing chases a bottle of Oxycontin like a some Old Milwaukee and a few Viagra

3) He thinks about Hillary so much, he can't get it up anymore

2) You think it's easy to screw 17 million radio listeners a day?

1) The only chick that answers his calls is Ann Coulter, and she doesn't make him hot either

Loose Lips?
Right wing bloggers say the New York Times decision to publish details of the U.S. bank surveillance program is helping the terrorists... and everyone knows the only businesses allowed to help the terrorists are the oil companies.

Loose Lips II?
Right wing bloggers say no newspaper can be allowed to publish information that could help the terrorists. The New York Post is complying by no longer printing the weather, stock quotes or the locations of Mets and Yankees games.

Flag Burning Vote
The Senate has barely rejected a proposed constitutional amendment to ban burning the American flag. The Senators voted it down when it realized most American flags are now made in China.

Flag Burning Vote II
The Senate has barely rejected a proposed constitutional amendment to ban burning the American flag. However, the Senators did vote in favor of a ban on flag burning while attending a gay wedding.

Bush Jogs with Wounded Vet
President Bush took a jog Tuesday with a soldier who lost both legs in Iraq. The two men have a lot in common; the war robbed the soldier of his legs and the President of his senses.

Pitcher Arrested
Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Brett Myers will take a leave of absence after he was arrested for hitting his wife. Myers says he only did it because she was crowding the plate.