Buffett Giveaway
Investment guru Warren Buffett has announced he will begin to give away most of his $40 billion dollar fortune within the next few months... he just wants to wait 'till he really hits it big.

Buffett Giveaway II
Warren Buffett says he's completely changed his mind about only giving away his money after he dies. Now he says he wants to give it away while he's alive so he can see the looks on the faces of everyone he doesn't give a penny.

Buffett Giveaway III
Investment guru Warren Buffett has announced he will begin to give away most of his $40 billion dollar fortune within the next few months. Buffett says he's giving most of it to Bill Gates, because he's the only guy in the world who he knows won't blow it on drugs and hookers.

NCAA Tourney Expansion?
The NCAA is considering expanding the field for the college basketball tournament from 64 to 128 teams. The decision has nothing to do with sports; they just want to keep more athletes off the streets for a few more weeks.

Iraq Amnesty
The Bush administration is voicing objections to the Iraqi government's plan to offer amnesty to insurgents. The White House will only support that plan if it turns out the insurgents are also illegal aliens working for less than minimum wage.

Christian Science Expansion
The Christian Scientist Church is hoping to expand. The church now believes its message of prayer over conventional medicine will appeal to millions of Americans who can no longer afford health insurance.