Bush Takes the Blame
President Bush now says he accepts responsibility for any mistakes made in the federal response to the Hurricane Katrina disaster. But President Bush still doesn't think there were any mistakes made.

Ophelia Progress
Hurricane Ophelia continues to hover near the coast of the Carolinas. CNN forecasters aren't sure whether Ophelia will do any serious damage, but Nancy Grace believes the storm is already guilty.

New Orleans Power
This is the 17th straight day people in New Orleans have been without power. The good news is it's also the 17th straight day that no one there has had to watch reruns of "Mama's Family."

Top 5 Attractions at the New Chinese Disneyland

5) Escape from Trade Protections Mountain

4) Dumbo the Human Rights Activist

3) Honey, I Destroyed the Environment

2) No Liberty Square

1) DVD Pirates of the Caribbean

Roberts Promise
In his Senate confirmation hearings, John Roberts promised to "think hard" before voting either to uphold or overturn Roe v. Wade. His statement is angering most Evangelical groups, who are bitterly opposed to thinking.

Iraq Promise
President Bush told the new president of Iraq that, "America will stand with the Iraqi people as they move forward with the democratic process"... unless they ask for something unreasonable, like protection from natural disasters.

Oregon Bulge
A slow-growing volcanic bulge in Oregon is attracting the attention of scientists who say it could be the beginnings of a volcano. For now, seismologists are treating the bulge with Rolaids and Mylanta.