Sunday, June 05, 2005

RADIO ALERT!! You can catch me LIVE on the internet radio station WBCQ tonight and every Sunday night at 9pm! The name of the show is "The Johnny Lightning Show" Here is the link to find out how to download the show: WBCQ Radio

RADIO ALERT II!!! If you happen to live in the Cleveland/Akron area, you'll be able to hear me on 1350 AM "Radio Free Ohio" WARF tomorrow at about 8:30am! More details later!!!

Secret U.S. Jails?
Amnesty International claims the United States runs a secret network of jails where prisoners are mistreated and even killed. The White House says these allegations threaten America's global credibility, endanger innocent lives, and are taking all the fun out of the War on Terror.

Top 5 Secret U.S. "Torture Jail" Locations

5) Any theater where they're showing "Monster in Law"

4) Wendy's chili factory

3) Tampa Bay Devil Rays bullpen

2) Amtrak trains on a holiday weekend

1) Detroit

Jews and Chess
A study at the University of Utah suggests that the reason there have been so many Jewish chess champions is because we have a greater degree of genetically-inherited intelligence... oh, and also, we suck at football.

Jews and Chess II
A study at the University of Utah suggests that the reason there have been so many Jewish chess champions is because they have a greater degree of genetically-inherited intelligence. Scientists are skeptical of the findings, because no one believes they were actually able to find any Jews to study in Utah.

Labor Camp Discovery
Federal agents have discovered a forced labor camp in Florida where homeless men and women were kept in virtual slavery. The camp's owners face several charges for kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, and finding these people before army recruiters could get to them.

Salute to Israel Parade
More than one million Jews lined 5th Avenue in New York Sunday for the Salute to Israel parade. The only way to get that many Muslims to show up in one place is to flush a Koran down the toilet.

Mars Rover Rolling Again
NASA's Mars rover vehicle is moving again across Mars, after nearly five weeks stuck in a sand dune. Actually it wasn't really stuck; it was just waiting for gas to get below $2.50 a gallon again.

Wal-Mart Cleanliness
During its annual shareholders meeting this weekend, Wal-Mart executives said making their stores cleaner will be a top priority. It should be an easy goal to achieve, all they have to do is tell each store manager to pretend that the dirt is a union organizer.


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