Insurgent Attacks
The U.S. millitary says insurgents in Iraq are now almost exclusively attacking fuel supplies. This is a scary tactic, because by targeting the oil companies, the terrorists are finally doing something that could win them the support of the American people.

Top 5 Reasons Syria Won't Pull out of Lebanon

5) Most Syrian troops really hooked on Lebanese hash

4) Too hard to get reservations at the one night club in Damascus

3) Like there's a better place to practice assassinations these days?

2) Those loose Lebanese women sometimes show a little chin in public

1) Christo's next exhibit is coming to Beirut!