Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Mickelson Wins
After perenially coming in second to Tiger Woods, golfer Phil Mickelson
finally won a major tournament with his win at the Masters Sunday. The
victory is providing hope for many others; the Red Sox may finally
overtake the Yankees in October, Pepsi might finally outsell Coke this year, and the Bush campaign finally might get more votes than the other guys this time!

Roulette Spin
A man walked away from a Las Vegas casino this weekend with $270,000
after betting all his possessions, including his clothes, on one spin of
the roulette wheel. Now he's going to take an even bigger gamble by
voting for John Kerry in November.


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