Monday, October 27, 2003

Presidential Library in Peril
The wildfires in California are now burning near the Ronald Reagan presidential Library. But Republican party leaders have snapped into action... when they heard that hundreds of documents and tapes would be destroyed, they had firefighters redirect the flames towards the Nixon Presidential Library.


Baghdad Bombing
Islamic terrorists in Iraq set off a series of suicide bombings in Baghdad today to mark the beginning of Ramadan. Jewish groups are also known for violent outbursts during their religious festivals... but they mostly occur at crowded kosher butcher shops about two hours before the holidays begin.

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