Anderson Protest
Former "Baywatch" star Pamela Anderson is accusing KFC of abusing millions of chickens, and is urging a consumer boycott of the fast-food franchise. Animal-rights activists say Anderson is an obvious choice to lead the protest, as she naturally identifies with all creatures used mostly for their breasts.


Iraq Loan
The Senate is defying the Bush administration by insisting that Iraq repay most of the $87 billion aid package with proceeds from oil sales. But political experts say the Iraqis are already repaying America, by making sure President Bush won't be re-elected next year.


Doping Scandal
The U.S. Olympic Committee says it's uncovered a doping "conspiracy" involving powerful drugs used by American track and field athletes to enhance their performance. In another sports doping scandal coming to light today, investigators have discovered that thousands of Cubs and Red Sox fans will be taking even stronger drugs to get through this weekend.