Send in the Clowns
D.C. sniper suspect John Allen Muhammad is re-hiring his lawyers and will no longer represent himself. Legal experts say this is the right move because by bringing more attorneys into the courtroom, Muhammad probably won't look that bad in comparison.

Liza Sued
Producer David Gest is suing Liza Minnelli for $10 million, accusing his estranged wife of beating him so much that it caused neurological damage. But Minnelli's lawyers say the brain damage was obviously a pre-existing condition because of several questionable things Gest did in the past... like marrying Liza Minnelli.