UN Shooter Sentenced
A Korean-American postal worker who repeatedly fired a pistol at U.N. headquarters last year has been sentenced to 27 months in prison. The judge said 58-year old Steve Kim deserved a stiff sentence for endangering innocent people, disturbing the peace, and not hitting at least one member of the French delegation.

Lieberman Skips Iowa
Democratic presidential candidate Joseph Lieberman announced today that he's going to skip the Iowa caucuses. Lieberman said he made the decision because he has a slim chance of winning there, he needs to focus on other primaries, and not one person on his entire campaign staff has been able to find a decent bagel anywhere in Des Moines.