Newsday Alert!!! I'M BACK IN THE "PUNCHLINES" COLUMN OF NEWSDAY ON PAGE A40 OF THE CITY EDITION. HERE'S THE LINK:
It's a sad day for baseball fans as the Yankees' Roger Clemens pitched his last game last night. That means the next time he hits someone in the head he could be arrested.
So far, the top contributors to President Bush's re-election campaign are all chiefs of Wall Street brokerage firms. The executives are rewarding Bush for making tax cuts, listening to their ideas, and keeping them all out of jail for the past 3 years.