Monday, December 13, 2004

NASA Resignation
NASA chief Sean O'Keefe is resigning to become the new Chancellor of Louisiana State University. O'Keefe is the perfect person for the job because most people from Louisiana look and sound like they're from outer space.

Bryant vs. Malone
The L.A. Lakers' Kobe Bryant-Karl Malone feud has turned personal, with Bryant accusing Malone of making a pass at his wife at a game. Meanwhile, Lakers fans are still waiting for Bryant to make a pass to anyone at a game.

Hull's Dentures
Hockey Great Bobby Hull's dentures recently sold at auction for about $600. Now the dentures can be used to see if they match the teeth marks on Henri Richard's ass.


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