IBM PC Sale?
IBM may stop making PC's in order to focus on its consulting and tech support business. But experts say this isn't a smart move since 99% of the company's consulting and tech support business comes from the fact that nobody can figure out how to use IBM PC's

Top 5 Controversial Claims about Jesus and Christmas in this Week's Time and Newsweek Magazines

5) Jesus did turn water into a wine at a wedding, but it was a gay wedding

4) Mary left Nazareth mostly to cash in on the higher welfare payments for single moms in Bethlehem

3) The 3 Kings were actually just looking for a place to stash all their stolen gold, frankincense and myrrh

2) Crucifixion didn't bother Mary as much as the fact that Jesus never became a doctor

1) Jesus doesn't even have George W. Bush's phone number

Newsweek Poll
A new Newsweek poll found that 55% of Americans believe every word in the Bible is literally true. The other 45% voted for John Kerry.

Newsweek Poll II
A new Newsweek poll found that 79% of Americans believe Jesus was born to the Virgin Mary with no human father. The other 21% believe Mary's story is proof that abstinence-based sex ed classes will never work.

Snow Falls
Treasury Secretary John Snow is expected to be forced out sometime this week. Republicans are angry about his lack of support for privatizing Social Security, Democrats are furious that he called U.S. job losses a "myth," and President Bush is mad because Snow let Nicolas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence and find that buried treasure.