Occupy Cleared
The NYPD finally moved in and cleared the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Zuccotti Park this morning. But the younger protesters are being offered a place to stay at Jerry Sandusky's house.


Occupy Cleared II
The NYPD finally moved in and cleared the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Zuccotti Park this morning. The cops say they were just waiting for a sufficiently powerful air freshener.



New Rules
The protesters will be allowed back in the park but without their tents, heaters, and delusional sense of entitlement.



Pipeline Change
TransCanada has agreed to alter the route of the planned Keystone oil pipeline. To make everyone happy, the pipeline will now run straight up Julia Louis-Dreyfus' butt.




NBA Peril
The NBA player's union has rejected the final offer from the league and the entire season will most likely be canceled. So now if people want to see a bunch of overpaid deadbeat dads running around on TV, they'll just have to watch C-Span.



Buffett's Moves
Warren Buffett is making a huge investment in Intel. It turns out he needs more powerful computers to help him keep avoiding the taxes he wants raised on everyone else.





November 15th


1969: The Soviet submarine K-19 collides with the American submarine USS Gato in the Barents Sea. Then the Soviet sub leaves without exchanging insurance information.



1969: In Columbus, Ohio, Dave Thomas opens the first Wendy's restaurant. Its first heart attack victim is stricken the next day.



1985: A research assistant is injured when a package from the Unabomber addressed to a University of Michigan professor explodes. Making that actually the least worst day in the life of a college reseatch assistant.