Thursday, November 24, 2011

Black Friday Fight
Police are looking for the woman who used pepper spray on her fellow shoppers during a "door buster" sale at Walmart this morning. Of course, she probably just went back to her job at UC Davis.

"Occupy Christmas?"
The "Occupy" movement is now planning several protests at major shopping centers starting today. Disrupting the stock market is one thing, but when they mess with people on food stamps who are trying to get an XBox at Walmart, there's going to be a major beat down!

Solar Slant
China is complaining that U.S. government aid for American solar companies is really hurting foreign competitors... but not as much as it hurt Solyndra.

November 25th

1758: In the French and Indian War, Fort Duquesne is taken away from French control... making Pittsburgh safe for American football.

1783: The last British troops finally leave New York City three months after the signing of the Treaty of Paris. They would have left sooner but traffic was backed up as usual on the FDR Drive.

1999: The United Nations establishes the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women, encouraging Arab member countries to spend that day beating and stoning their children instead.


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