Wednesday, May 07, 2008

SDSU Drug Bust
After a massive campus bust, administrators now say San Diego State is drug free... thus eliminating the only real reason to go to San Diego State.

Hillary's Cash Crunch
Hillary Clinton has loaned her own campaign $6.4 million in the last month... bad news for everyone who was hoping she would never write another book.

McGovern Advises Hillary
Former Democratic presidential nominee George McGovern is urging Hillary Clinton to drop out of the race... wise advice from someone who dropped out of the planet Earth about 35 years ago.

Ice Cream Pioneer Dies
Baskin-Robbins co-founder Irvine Robbins died last night at the age of 90. The cause of death was a massive brain freeze.

New Fathers
A new study shows fathers of newborn babies are about twice as likely to show symptoms of major depression... but they're 10 times as likely to be very sleepy with spit up stains on their shirts.


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