Wildfires
Half a million people in Southern California have been forced to evacuate because of the wildfires. Thankfully, the news media is doing everything possible to cover these fires and how they affect Britney Spears.


Rudy for the Sox
Super Yankee fan Rudy Giuliani says he's rooting for the Red Sox in the World Series. And if he can do that, why can't Pro-Life Republicans vote for him in the South Carolina primary?


Countrywide Deal
Countrywide Financial has decided to refinance $16 billion in adjustable-rate mortgages that many of their borrowers can no longer afford. Countrywide made the decision to help its customers after it realized it could really only repossess mobile homes.