World Refugee Day
Wednesday is World Refugee Day, a time to think of war victims, disaster survivors, and all the kids who graduated from college last month and still don't have their own place.


Stem Cell Veto
President Bush vetoed a bill Wednesday that would have eased restraints on federally funded embryonic stem cell research. This is only the second time Bush has vetoed a bill, the first time is when he rejected funding for the search for Big Foot and the Abominable Snow Man.


Bloomberg Decision
Even after becoming an independent, it's still not clear if New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg will run for president. But if elected, he promises to pass a law that will require Americans to step outside the United States every time they want to smoke.


United Delays
A computer malfunction at United Airlines halted all departures systemwide for two hours Wednesday. Actually only being delayed for two hours on a United flight is much better than usual.


Travolta on Meds
John Travolta says he is opposed to psychiatric medication, just like fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise. But unlike Cruise, Travolta doesn't actually need psychiatric medication.


Abbas on Hamas
Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas harshly criticized the Islamic Hamas on Wednesday for taking over Gaza last week, saying its members were "murderous terrorists"... sounds like someone is just a little jealous.


Carter Blasts U.S.
Former President Jimmy Carter accused the U.S., Israel and the European Union of seeking to divide the Palestinian people. Actually, the only thing dividing the Palestinian people right now are bombs and bullets.