BREAKING NEWS!!!! SADDAM EXECUTED


Saddam Hussein was executed by hanging in the pre-dawn hours today. They would have sent him to the electric chair, but Iraq hasn't had electricity since 2003.

Hussein wanted to keep clutching his copy of the Koran during the execution, but right wing radio host Dennis Prager demanded he replace it with a Bible.

It's still not decided where they bury Saddam's body. So let this be a lesson to all of you dictators who haven't already bought cemetery plots.

Iraqi Shiites are celebrating Hussein's execution today... for them, that's one Sunni down, 9.1 million to go.

President Bush says Saddam's execution should "serve as a lesson" to all Americans... especially Nancy Pelosi.