Midterm Election Poll
A new poll shows Democrats have a 14-point advantage over Republicans among registered voters. This is putting a huge amount of pressure on Democrats, who now only have six months to screw it up.

Britney's Baby
Britney Spears is pregnant with her second child... now she'll have a spare kid to use the next time she drops her first kid on his head.

Fatherhood Study
According to a new study, women can tell by looking at a man's face if he will make a good father and husband. If that's true, Britney Spears needs glasses.

Sirius Catholic
Sirius Satellite Radio is creating a new Catholic-themed station with the Archdiocese of New York. The station will be dedicated to condemning every other station on Sirius Satellite Radio.

Top 5 Programs on Sirius Catholic Radio

5) "Sister Mary Catherine's Morning Drive of Guilt"

4) "Brother Jonah's Hour of Silence"

3) "Yo! Catholic Radio Chants!"

2) "Howard Stern is Going to Hell"

1) "You're Going to Hell Too"

Kennedy Renominated
Democrats in Rhode Island have endorsed Representative Patrick Kennedy for re-election. His strongest support is coming from elderly voters, who figure if the whole medicare thing doesn't work out they can always borrow his drugs.

Hillary Fundraiser
FOX News owner Rupert Murdoch has agreed to give a fund-raiser for Senator Hillary Clinton. This way they both get what they want; Hillary gets cash, and Rupert makes sure his TV station has someone to bash for another 6 years.