Hurricane Thoughts

I've been wondering. Why do we ruin the names of thousands of good men and women by naming horrific killer hurricanes after them? I mean there are probably a lot of nice Katrinas, Wilmas, and Camilles out there. Why can't we use the names that have already been ruined? I say we name the next few storms "Hurricane Adolf," "Hurricane Osama" and "Hurricane O.J."

Who's with me?